80 Really Funny “Would You Rather”

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Wish to pay a bit of quality time and have some fun? Try this hilarious record of humorous “would you quite questions that are ”.

“Would you rather questions that are ” have been a source of amusement for and across generations. From schoolyard silliness, to drunken mature antics, being made to pick from two or more equally desirable or undesirable options is always bound to possess the collected ensemble in stitches.

80 “ that is crafty and pleasure would you rather” questions

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#2 Would you preferably… stop using the web or quit using deodorant?

#3 Would you rather… have heard that is super or super sight?

#4 Would you rather… fight King Kong or a T-Rex?

#5 Would you gain 200lbs for the remainder of your own life or preferably… have your genitals removed?

#6 Would you rather… be a porn star or bum?

#7 Would you rather… surf the web or the waves?

#8 Would you rather… have a million dollars or real love?

#9 Would you eat a gallon of ice cream or preferably… drink a cup of cooking fat?

#10 Would you preferably… possess bad breath or a perspiration difficulty?

#11 Would you rather… be completely hairless or entirely hairy all over?

#12 Would you rather… devise a treatment for cancer or have everlasting youth?

#13 Would you preferably… kiss a lion or a crocodile?

#14 Would you preferably… give up music or sex?

#15 Would you rather… have a supplementary toe or a lost finger?

#16 Would you rather… put your trousers or a wolverine down a bees nest?

#17 Would you preferably… be nine feet tall or three feet?

#18 Would you rather… be affluent and awful or poor and good looking? * No plastic surgery allowed*

#19 Would you preferably… lick on a tramp’s armpit or listen to Sarah Palin for an hour?

#20 *For women* Would you preferably… marry someone with a large dick or a large wallet?

#21 *For someone who was fugly with the sexual morals of an alleycat or guys Would you rather… marry someone who was cold and exquisite?

#22 Would you preferably… receive anal sex or drink vomit?

#23 Would you rather… date someone who was someone or vain who didn’t take good care of themselves?

#24 Would you preferably… be a priest or a clown?

#25 Would you rather… have an enormous nose or tremendous ears?

#26 Would you rather… be a skunk or a dung beetle?

#27 Would you preferably… parachute from an airplane, go deep sea diving, or go potholing?

#28 Would you preferably… have the capacity to fly, be not visible, read minds are ’sed by folks, or have super strength?

#29 Would you eat a family member or rather… eat your puppy?

#30 Would you rather… fly in the Hindenburg or sail on the Titanic?

#31 Would you preferably… be buried alive or cremated living?

#32 Would you rather… manage to change right into a fish or a bird?

#33 Would you preferably… be addicted to chocolate, work or sex?

#34 Would you rather… be stuck in a lift using a politician or a clown?

#35 Would you preferably… visit a dentist or a proctologist?

#36 Would you preferably… eat a dead mouse or a live fly?

#37 Would you function as the bull or rather… fight with a bull?

#38 Would you preferably… fight with Mike Tyson as an adult or your mom as a kid?

#39 Would you rather… have a dick on an elephant’s tail or your forehead?

#41 Would you rather… be reborn as an animal or a person?

#42 Would you rather… be the most funny man everyone knows or the most alluring?

#43 Would you rather… be in jail for 10 years or a poisonous relationship for 20?

#44 Would you preferably… be a mermaid/guy or a centaur?

#45 Would you have sex to get a week or preferably… play with your preferred video game to get a week?

#46 Would you rather… traveling to the bottom of the sea bed or to space?

#47 *For girls* Would you rather … sleep with Ron Jeremy or Donald Trump?

#48 * with Sandra Bernhard or Rosie O’Donnell * Would you preferably slumber that is … For men?

#49 Would you rather… watch TV all day forever, or never again?

#50 Would you preferably… lose $1000 or lose 20lbs?

#51 Would you visit church or preferably… be hungover?

#52 Would you rather… ride a pig or a whale?

#53 Would you preferably… possess a cheetah as a pet or an eagle?

#54 Would you preferably … fight fires or fight crime?

#56 Would you preferably… have pubic hair on teeth or your face on your own genitals?

#57 Would you struggling to talk or preferably… be not able to lie?

#58 Would you paint like Rembrandt or rather… have the ability to write like Shakespeare?

#59 Would you rather… use sandpaper for vinegar or toilet roll for eyedrops?

#60 Would you rather… understand something about everything in the planet or be the best on the planet at one single thing?

#61 Would you rather… have sex in Death Valley or in the Antarctic?

#62 Would you rather… manage to find out to days gone by or into the future?

#63 Would you preferably… be around the bottom or on the very best?

#64 Would you rather… try watersports or BDSM?

#65 Would you go without sex for an entire year or rather… give oral sex?

#66 Would you rather… slumber with my companion or yours? [

#67 Would you preferably… be a gay man or a gay woman?

#68 Would you preferably… wet the bed every day or always have boogers revealing from your nose?

#69 Would you preferably… live in the wilds or in the city?

#70 Would you and your personal poop or touch someone else’s rather… kiss?

#72 Would you rather… use your hand or a piece of high-priced clothing in the event that you had a poop and there was no toilet paper?

#73 Would you rather… pee yourself or shit yourself in private?

#74 Would you preferably… wake up having a sexually transmitted disease or a wedding certificate?

#75 Would you preferably… say “ get free lunch for a year, or f*** you” to your manager using a guarantee of no consequences?

#76 Would you preferably… slumber on a bed of nails or in a pit packed with snakes?

#77 Would you rather… have the genitals of the opposite gender to get a day, or have sex with anyone you needed for 20 minutes?

#78 Would you preferably… lose your eyelashes or your eyebrows?

#79 *For guys* Would you rather… go on a date with Kimpossible or Jessica Rabbit?

#80 *For women* Would you rather… go on a date with Bugs Bunny or Mickey Mouse?
“Would you preferably” questions provide an excellent way of passing some enjoyable time using a significant other. Pick some of those preceding for big laughs and, just possibly, a little bit of useful insight to the workings of the head!